Are You Vanessa or Lena?

Are you the untouchable, career-obsessed ex who always lands on her feet, or the secretly fierce author hiding a storm behind her silence?
Answer these and spill your truth:

1. Friday night plans?
A) Champagne with the CEO crowd, networking in killer heels.
B) Cozy at home, laptop open, writing scenes that would make your mother faint.

2. When your ex texts you at 2am, you…
A) Roll your eyes and mute him. You’ve got bigger fish to fry.
B) Stare at the screen, overthink, and maybe write a spicy chapter about revenge.

3. Your idea of self-care?
A) A luxury facial, a power Pilates class, and a new designer bag.
B) A hot bath, a forbidden book, and a playlist that makes you feel everything.

4. Someone tries to gaslight you. You…
A) Laugh in their face and send them packing.
B) Doubt yourself for a second—then start digging for the truth like a woman possessed.

5. Your guilty pleasure?
A) Secretly checking your ex’s socials (just to confirm you’re still hotter).
B) Writing scenes so filthy you have to lock your laptop.

Mostly A’s:
Congrats, you’re a VANESSA!
You’re sharp, ambitious, and nobody’s second choice. You don’t have time for drama—unless you’re running the show. Ice in your veins, but damn, you look good doing it.

Mostly B’s:
Hello, LENA.
You’re a quiet storm—soft on the outside, but with a fire that could burn the whole house down. You might feel invisible sometimes, but when you decide to step into the light? Watch out, world.

Tag your result and let us know—are you #TeamVanessa or #TeamLena?
(And if you’re both… well, you’re probably writing this book with us. )